Witty Quotes


Wit is an extremely evolved form of speech though there those who consider it to be the lowest form of humor. Nonetheless, we all know that many a difficult point can be made using wit.

Oscar Wilde: I can resist everything except temptation.
Joan Rivers: If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.
Kin Hubbard: No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
Jim Morrison: There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.
Oscar Wilde: It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Mark Twain: Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Jerome K. Jerome: It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Friedrich Nietzsche: A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Oscar Wilde: I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.


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