Birthday Quotes

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Your birthday is your special day. You get to make the rules for the day. Here are some wonderful birthday quotes. Start your birthday with a positive attitude. These birthday quotes will bring a smile to your face and a spring to your feet.

Jane Wagner : All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Pablo Picasso:  It takes a long time to grow young.
Oscar Wilde : The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Groucho Marx : Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Jerry Dennis:  No wonder I’m unhappy… My twin forgot my birthday.
Bobby Kelton : Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Johnny Carson:  The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Steven Wright:  I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’
Sam Ewing: Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
William Butler Yeats: From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
Jonathan Swift: No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Bernard Baruch: Old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Virginia Woolf: One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.

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