Witty Quotes

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Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation.

Joan Rivers
If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor.

Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

Jim Morrison
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

Oscar Wilde
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Jerome K. Jerome
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

Friedrich Nietzsche
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

Oscar Wilde
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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